Are you ready to run? I have my playlist all ready. Actually, it’s Diane Keaton’s autobiography, and she just filmed First Wives Club, and it’s getting me pumped.
(Source: foxlovesvixen)
1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
